ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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