Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Randomize
