is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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