Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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