Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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