i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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