i think my mom watched the whole time
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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