This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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