I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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