How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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