The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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