Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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