Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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