have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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