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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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