Do you still have your period?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
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Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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