we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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