"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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