Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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