I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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