i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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