Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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