his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
this will be a night to untag.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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