He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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