I love black thongs
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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