I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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