Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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