Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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