Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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