that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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