No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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