ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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