Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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