Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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