i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
We need to rekindle our bromance
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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