he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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