You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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