Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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