Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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