i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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