Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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