like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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