The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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