I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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