Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize