I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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