WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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