4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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