i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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