You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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