Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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