I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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