Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
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