My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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