i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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